1. Are you Katniss Everdeen? Cuz you got my District in an uprising.
2. Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cuz you look like you got survival skills.
3. Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate.
4. I’m really into inter-District dating.
5. I’m sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you — you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig.
6. Girl, you ON FIRE.
7. I’d eat poison berries for you.
8. Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.
9. Are you a tribute? Because you’vebeen running through my arena of death all day.
10. We could fall in love … or I could kill you.
11. Hey cutie, is that Cupid’s arrow in your bow, or — no? Wait! Don’t! Eughhhhhhhhhhhhh!
14. You know, every revolutions starts with a flame–ing shot.
15. I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.
16. I’d love to see you again — can I get your smoke signal?
17. I know I should be murdering 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound right now, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.
18. I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood.
because everyone needs these in their lives haha