1. Are you Katniss Everdeen? Cuz you got my District in an uprising.

2. Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cuz you look like you got survival skills.

3. Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate.

4. I’m really into inter-District dating.

5. I’m sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you — you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig.

6. Girl, you ON FIRE.

7. I’d eat poison berries for you.

8. Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.

9. Are you a tribute? Because you’vebeen running through my arena of death all day.

10. We could fall in love … or I could kill you.

11. Hey cutie, is that Cupid’s arrow in your bow, or — no? Wait! Don’t! Eughhhhhhhhhhhhh!

14. You know, every revolutions starts with a flame–ing shot.

15. I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

16. I’d love to see you again — can I get your smoke signal?

17. I know I should be murdering 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound right now, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.

18. I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood.

because everyone needs these in their lives haha